Welcome to the underground's most esteemed fast food joint! We serve the tastiest, most majestic burgers to those who dare to venture below the surface.
Try our signature Underground Blazing Cheeseburger, featuring a patty made from the finest imported cave-aged beef, served on a bun toasted in our very own lava pit.
Not in the mood for burgers? Our Dark Ketchup Conspiracy Theory Salad is a refreshing blend of the deepest, darkest greens, harvested from the very depths of the earth.
Don't forget to pair your meal with a drink from our Coal Mine Drafts menu, featuring the finest, most ruggedly refined brews to match your rugged underground lifestyle.
Need help with your order? Ask our Underground Butlers for assistance, or simply burrow into our FAQs for more info.